Prime Minister for Sydney that fellow from Australia Scott Morrison has today announced that Australia’s new nuclear submarines will be paid for by a blind trust to be administered by the alleged Minister for Industry Christian Porter. ”How good is… Read More ›
Faced with the possibility that the streets will still be bare of people in September, Australia’s magpies have reluctantly pushed back the swooping season to December. “What’s the point of swooping season if there’s no-one to swoop down on but… Read More ›
Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has moved to assure the Nation that he won’t open everything up until Jen and the Girls are fully vaccinated. ”I know a lot of Australians are concerned that at the moment the Girls… Read More ›
With the Prime Minister in Canberra and his wife and kids locked down indefinitely in NSW, the Government has been forced to look at recasting Jen and the Girls before the election campaign begins. ”The PM loves his wife and… Read More ›
Nationals leader (for now) Michael McCormack has told the Nation’s farmers to not worry too much about the mice plague as it isn’t affecting the miners. ”The Nationals are the best friend the Farmers will ever have,” said the Acting… Read More ›
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has told colleagues how happy he was with the coverage of his recent UK photo shoot that also happened to coincide with the G7 summit. ”The PM was very pleased with the coverage that… Read More ›
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