Development of a vaccine to stop rugby league players acting like dickheads off the field is still more than twelve months away and may never be discovered, despondent NRL scientists reported yesterday. “We’re afraid that NRL players may have to… Read More ›
A relieved Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has revealed the recent trade disputes between Australia and China is a simple misunderstanding after China answered Australia’s text with, “New phone who dis?” “I do admit I was a bit worried when… Read More ›
Australia’s member for Manilla George Christensen has called upon the Government, of which he is a part of, to consider lifting travel restrictions and opening up and creating a bubble between Australia and the Philippines. ”We need the Philippine’s economy… Read More ›
Cricket Australia chief Kevin Roberts flagged a flurry of new rules for cricket in reaction to the COVID-19 crisis that has hit the sport. Roberts has suggested practices such as using spit to shine a ball need to be replaced… Read More ›
Gold Coast Titans rugby league players have proudly modeled the special spotted uniform they will be wearing in the NRL’s upcoming anti-vaxxer round. “We’re proud that a bunch of blokes mainly known for their ability to take a series of… Read More ›
Former deputy Prime Minister and self confessed families man Barnaby Joyce has gone from being skeptical of the Government’s covid-19 tracking app to becoming a convert after discovering Tinder. “I’ve never been a fan of the Government being a big… Read More ›
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