Pauline Hanson’s One Nation party has announced that they will commence searching under rocks for a replacement Senator. Should Senator Malcolm Roberts be eliminated from the Senate due to dual citizenship. Speaking to The (un)Australian a party spokesperson discussed the… Read More ›
The dispute between Cricket Australia and the Australian Cricketers Association has ended with no result after five days of grueling negotiations, much to the satisfaction of the game’s purists. “After five long days of passionate effort from both sides we… Read More ›
Senator (for now) Malcolm Roberts has blamed his citizenship woes on US space agency NASA and the Twitterati. Claiming NASA somehow traveled back in time to make him a British citizen. The One Nation Senator agreed to talk to The… Read More ›
The makers of Smiths Chips have gone into hiding following the appointment of Peter Dutton as the head of Australia’s new super Home Affairs security ministry. “ISIS, the mafia and Russian spies will no longer be Australia’s main security concern,”… Read More ›
The Australian Greens are today surveying the damage done to the party room following the citizenship-based clear-felling that has occurred to their old-growth Senators. The loss of Senators Ludlam and Waters is seen as significant and has caused structural damage… Read More ›
This summer’s Ashes tour is under threat after the Barmy Army pulled out of its contract with Cricket Australia demanding higher alcohol content in its beer and shorter hours of sunlight. “We want full strength beer, longer beer snakes and… Read More ›
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