Senator Malcolm Roberts has petitioned the senate to debate outlawing women from kneeing men in the groin as a reaction to being wolf whistled. The move comes following an incident involving the Senator and former UFC champion Ronda Rousey. Speaking… Read More ›
News Corp columnist and President of the Tony Abbott fan club Andrew Bolt, has decided to postpone his annual karaoke party until after Section 18c of the racial discrimination act is amended. Speaking to The (un)Australian Mr Bolt explained the… Read More ›
Patrick Cummins’ arrival in India will trigger a showdown for the much coveted role of ‘Nice Young Man’ (NYM) in the Australian men’s test cricket team. For many years the Australian policy of only having one genuinely pleasant person in… Read More ›
One Nation Senator and aspiring Minister for Foreign Affairs Pauline Hanson has called on the families of victims from downed Malaysian airlines flight MH17 to leave Russian President Vladimir Putin alone. Speaking to The (un)Australian Senator Hanson spoke glowingly of… Read More ›
The Australian spin bowlers are licking their lips at continuing their onslaught against their perennial ‘bunny’, Matthew Wade. Speaking on behalf of the Aussie spin quintet, Nathan ‘Garry’ Lyon said “Look it’s always nice as a bowler to have a… Read More ›
Ambassador Joe Hockey has proudly announced that the first episode of his new cable TV show about Australian US friendship will focus on the time the American poisoned Pharlap. “I couldn’t think of a better way to commemorate 100 years… Read More ›
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