In breaking news Prime Minister Scott Morrison will later today name News Corp columnist and self-described ‘reformed mathematician’ Miranda Devine as this year’s Australian of the Year. “This is is a bit of a left field pick, considering Miranda is… Read More ›
Australian of the Year
Morrison Announces New Public Holiday Australia Day 2
Interim Australian Prime Minister Scott ‘ScoMo’ Morrison has told colleagues of his plans to launch a new public holiday in honour of Australia planned for February 10th, the day will be called Australia day 2. “How good was Australia day,… Read More ›
Morrison Parachutes In Warren Mundine As Australian Of The Year
Prime Minister Scott Morrison has made an eleventh hour call to parachute in as Australian of the year former Labor party President and current Liberal party candidate Warren Mundine. In a move that overrules the Australian of the year selection… Read More ›
Morrison Tipped To Name Cronulla Sharks Mascot MC Hammerhead Australian Of The Year
This week’s Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison has been telling friends that he will over rule the Australian of the year committee’s pick and instead go with his ‘Captain’s choice’ of the Cronulla Sharks mascot MC Hammerhead as this year’s… Read More ›
Abbott Tips Sir Prince Philip To Be Named As Australian Of The Year
Former Prime Minister Tony Abbott has tipped Sir Prince Philip to be named as Australian of the year when the honour is announced later in the week on Australia day eve. “I think there is no better nominee than Sir… Read More ›
Cory Bernardi’s Ego Tipped To Be Named Australian Of The Year
Liberal Senator and self-professed purveyor of ‘common sense’ Cory Bernardi has leaked to the press that his ego will be named Australian of the year later tonight, in a ceremony to be held in Canberra. Speaking to The (un)Australian a… Read More ›