Australia’s Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton has been telling colleagues that he is quietly confident that he has the numbers to mount a successful leadership challenge against Prime Minister-elect Scott Morrison. “Peter has been in a great mood… Read More ›
Senator-elect Malcolm Roberts has celebrated his impending return to Canberra by calling his tailor to order half-a-dozen new tin-foil suits. “They say suits maketh the man well half-a-dozen new tin foil suits should turn me into six new men,” said… Read More ›
Former Special Envoy For The Drought Barnaby Joyce has demanded Prime Minister Scott Morrison include him in his cabinet reshuffle by naming him the Minister for Affairs both Home and Foreign. “Look no one in parliament has the same level… Read More ›
Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton is tipped to be the big winner in Prime Minister-elect Scott Morrison’s cabinet reshuffle with insiders speculating he may pick up the new Ministry for strangling puppies. “Peter has played a big role… Read More ›
The big day is almost here. The sausages are defrosting, the cakes are being iced and the entire Nation breathes a sigh of relief that they will no longer be receiving unauthorised text messages from a C Palmer of Brisbane…. Read More ›
Scott Morrison has pledged to take some time out in his final days campaigning as Prime Minister to neck a yard glass of Macca’s coke as a tribute to former Prime Minister Bob Hawke. “I know a lot of Australian’s… Read More ›
