Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton is tipped to be the big winner in Prime Minister-elect Scott Morrison’s cabinet reshuffle with insiders speculating he may pick up the new Ministry for strangling puppies. “Peter has played a big role… Read More ›
The big day is almost here. The sausages are defrosting, the cakes are being iced and the entire Nation breathes a sigh of relief that they will no longer be receiving unauthorised text messages from a C Palmer of Brisbane…. Read More ›
Scott Morrison has pledged to take some time out in his final days campaigning as Prime Minister to neck a yard glass of Macca’s coke as a tribute to former Prime Minister Bob Hawke. “I know a lot of Australian’s… Read More ›
Australia’s coke dealers have called on which ever party wins Saturday’s election to put together a bail out package for the struggling industry following the implementation of the election advertising blackout. “Mate last week everything was gravy, old mate Palmer… Read More ›
Deep sea divers exploring the deepest part of the ocean, the Mariana trench have come across an unexpected item, Australia’s Environment Minister Melissa Price. “We were on the lookout for unusual creatures or objects but we didn’t expect to see… Read More ›
The National parties member for Manila George Christensen has complained bitterly to his party leader Michael McCormack that it’s not fair that Clive Palmer is allowed to travel to Fiji yet he is unable to visit the Philippines until after… Read More ›
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