Former Special Envoy For The Drought Barnaby Joyce has demanded Prime Minister Scott Morrison include him in his cabinet reshuffle by naming him the Minister for Affairs both Home and Foreign.
“Look no one in parliament has the same level of expertise at an affair than Barnaby,” said a Coalition Insider. “However I think he is barking up the wrong tree if he thinks he’s a chance of taking Peter Dutton’s Ministry off of him.”
“I mean Dutton has killed for less than that. Sure I could see Barnaby in foreign affairs , rooting his way through APEC.”
When asked why the former disgraced deputy Prime Minister had such sway on the Government the Insider said: “You’ve heard the saying the squeaky wheel gets all the grease? Well in this case let’s just say it’s better to have Barnaby in the tent pissing out, than outside the tent pissing in.”
“And if you were to ask any of parliament house’s cleaners about member of the National party pissing on stuff well then you’d be there for hours.”
Prime Minister Scott Morrison is expected to leak details of his cabinet reshuffle to the Murdoch newspapers later in the week.
Mark Williamson
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