News Corp editors have sent out an order to their columnists to sharpen their crayons and bring down Opposition leader Bill Shorten before Saturday’s election. “I don’t care what they write, I just want as many anti-Bill Shorten articles that… Read More ›
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Barnaby Joyce Plans To Spend The Week Polling Swinging Voters
Future deputy Opposition leader Barnaby Joyce has told colleagues that he plans to spend the final week of the election campaign polling swinging voters in an effort to get the Coalition over the line. “I am a proven campaigner and… Read More ›
Morrison Charges Dutton And Abbott With Looking After The Bee During Liberal Parties Campaign Launch
Interim Prime Minister Scott Morrison has charged Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton and Former Minister for Women Tony Abbott with the important task of guarding the bee in the basement during the Liberal parties launch this Sunday. “Sure… Read More ›
Liberal Party To Celebrate Mother’s Day With A Giant Sausage Fest
The Liberal party has announced that they will be celebrating Mother’s day this year with a giant sausage fest that will also double as their campaign launch. “It was unfortunate timing that Mother’s day falls on the same day as… Read More ›
David Attenborough Announces Doco Series About Rats and Ibises After Biodiversity Loss
The BBC Natural History Unit has announced that it will be producing an eight part documentary series on the life of rats and ibises in the wake of the United Nations report on biodiversity that predicts the earth is in… Read More ›
Bolt Blames His Viewers All 6 Of Them For The Rise Of Bill Shorten
Sky News host and prolific blogger Andrew Bolt has lashed out at his viewers, all 6 of them for the rise in popularity of Labor leader Bill Shorten, “I worry for this country, I really do,” said a laboured Andrew… Read More ›