Under a Coalition government, Australia will save $2.3 billion per annum by employing very strong tall people to turn all welfare recipients upside down and shaking the loose change out of their pockets, announced Treasurer Scott Morrison. “We’ve discovered a… Read More ›
Malcolm Turnbull is looking forward to playing lots of tricks on apprentice members of parliament during their first day on the job after taking a slight lead in the polls. “I can’t wait to send one of the new guys… Read More ›
An exotic dancer has confessed that she once entered a Labor Party branch meeting but turned around and left once she realised what was going on. “I was booked to do a bloke’s fiftieth birthday party but turned up at… Read More ›
The leader of the Australian Sex Party has resigned after being caught conducting a scandalous long term stable marriage with his wife. “I’ve let the party down, I’ve let the voters down… but most of all I’ve let my outrageously… Read More ›
The entire first month of the election campaign has been revealed to be a total waste of time after Australian voters found out that they can choose for themselves where to direct their preferences. “You mean all this bollocks about… Read More ›
Labor has responded to Malcolm Turnbull’s campaign video about being raised by a battling single father by filming their own showing how Bill Shorten was raised by a battling single trade union. “I was left on the doorstep of the… Read More ›
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