NSW’s deputy Premier John Barilaro has threatened to piss all over the floor of NSW Parliament unless the Premier, who he is allegedly a part of a coalition Government still in coalition government with, allows him and his Nationals colleagues… Read More ›
NSW Premier (as of posting) Gladys Berejiklian has told colleagues that she regrets not killing off all of the states koalas earlier in the year when she had the chance. This revelation comes as a rift between the Nationals and… Read More ›
Former deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has used his appearance on the ABC’s Q&A program to launch his campaign to be returned to the Prime Minister’s cabinet as the minister for home affairs. ”Peter Dutton is a top bloke and… Read More ›
Former deputy Prime Minister and aspiring Minister for Affairs Barnaby Joyce has called on the Victorian Premier Dan Andrews to ease restrictions in the State to allow people from interstate to visit those they wish to bonk. “I understand that… Read More ›
Aspiring journalists have been told that instead of university or TAFE, they should instead consider sleeping with the Member for New England, Barnaby Joyce to progress their journalistic careers. “The days of cadet-ships and graduate positions are over, as newspapers… Read More ›
The Morrison Government’s member for Manila George Christensen has demanded Queensland Premier Anastacia Palacaszcuk open up the State’s borders to South East Asia so that Queenslanders can get back to their normal everyday lives. “This Premier is on a power… Read More ›
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