The Member for Manila George Christensen has demanded to know if the new tracking app that the Government is rolling out will work overseas. ”Look, I can’t say that I like the idea of people tracking my movements,” said the… Read More ›
Barnaby Joyce
Politician Who Cheated On Wife Unsurprisingly Not In Favour Of Government Tracking App
Government backbencher and aspiring Minister for Home Affairs Barnaby Joyce has released a press release declaring he wants no part in the Government’s plans for all Australian citizens to be tracked via an app. ”This Government can go and get… Read More ›
Book Excerpt: A Bigger Picture – An Autobiography By Malcolm Turnbull
Barnaby And The Bonk Ban My time as Prime Minister saw me saddled with Barnaby Joyce, the leader of the Nationals as my deputy Prime Minister. Of course, the divine and somewhat sublime Julie Bishop was my party’s deputy, however… Read More ›
Opinion: Covid-19 Threatens Our Wet Dreams
The other night I woke from a nightmare. In the nightmare I was home with Vicki and the kids, I turned to Vicki and told her that I was just going up to the pub for a nightcap. Vicki smiled… Read More ›
Book Excerpt: A Bigger Picture An Autobiography By Malcolm Turnbull
When choosing a title for one’s autobiography, one needs to consider how the title will be viewed – not only for the present, but in decades to come when it is being studied by scholars and school children alike. I… Read More ›
Joyce Orders All Parliamentary Staffers To Wash Their Hands Before He Attempts To Seduce Them
Former deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has sent a memo around to all parliamentary staffers calling on them to be sure to wash their hands before he attempts to seduce them. The memo is designed to stop the spread of… Read More ›
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