Scott Morrison has announced that much maligned former deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce will return to cabinet as Minister for Affairs. “No one in this Government has the experience of having affairs like Barnaby,” said Prime Minister Scott Morrison. “We… Read More ›
Former deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has revealed that he was shocked to learn that no one in any of the 356 Kmart stores that he visited actually cared at all about him or his new book, Weatherboard and Iron. “I… Read More ›
Channel 10 has announced that the next season of The Bachelor starring former Wallaby Nick Cummins aka ‘The Honey Badger’ will feature former deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce as a contestant seeking to win over Nick’s heart. “I have books to… Read More ›
Weatherboard And Iron: An Excerpt I remember seeing her walk across the office and I thought, gee I wouldn’t mind having a crack at that. Later in the copy room after a swig or 3 of Dutch courage I managed… Read More ›
Channel 7 has issued a press release spruiking their exclusive interview with embattled Labor Politician Emma Husar’s dog. Which will air this weekend on their flagship current affairs show Sunday Night. “What a coup for the network and we didn’t pay… Read More ›
Former deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has announced that he will be attending this year’s Mid-Winter Ball to hand out condoms to all attendees. “Normally what happens at the Mid-Winter ball stays at the Mid-Winter ball but as we saw… Read More ›
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