Campbell’s Soup company has released a new line of Barnaby Joyce-flavoured inbred tomato soup in time for winter. “We’re delighted that Johnny Depp has come on-board to help promote our new variety of slightly thick vegetable extract,” said Campbell’s head… Read More ›
Fishing expert Rex Hunt has laughed off any suggestions of a connection between a spattering of cold sores that have appeared on his lips and the release of the herpes virus into Australia’s feral carp population by the CSIRO. “Yibbeter… Read More ›
National Party leader and aspiring tourism minister Barnaby Joyce has been lauded after his plan to lure celebrities to Australia via court action has been deemed a success with the arrival of Johnny Depp on the Gold Coast yesterday. A spokesperson… Read More ›
Actor Johnny Depp’s beloved dogs Pistol and Boo have refused to rule out running against Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce for his New England seat at the next federal election. Already, the former member for New England Tony Windsor has… Read More ›
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Minister for Agriculture and Water Resources Barnaby Joyce has challenged the World Health Organisation (WHO) to meet him after school in the playground for a punch up after the UN body made disparaging remarks about red meat. Mr Joyce visibly… Read More ›
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