Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey has issued a harrowing threat to consumers amid falling share prices, warning that in a continued effort to improve the Twitter experience, the company will change the font of their messages to Comic Sans. Comic Sans… Read More ›
Bill Cosby
Bill Shorten Shocked To Learn Bill Cosby Not A Type Of Lettuce
Federal Opposition leader and fruit and vegetable enthusiast Bill Shorten was shocked to learn that comedian and alleged rapist Bill Cosby was not a type of lettuce. Mr Shortens discovery came after an awkward conversation he had with a shopper… Read More ›
The Bill Cosby News Story Template
Editor’s note: At the (un)Australian, we endeavour to provide our readers with the most up to date information in the Bill Cosby scandal. Unfortunately, with new victims coming forward at an outrageous pace, no newspaper, not even one bankrolled by… Read More ›
Opinion: Rolling Stone Retraction Highlights The Real Victims of Rape; Accused Rapists
It’s 9.30 at night. The phone rings. A representative for Vernon Sanders, EVP of Comedy Programming at NBC is on the line. The company regrets to inform you that they’re pulling the plug on your comeback sitcom. They’ll be publishing… Read More ›
Abbott Tipped To Appoint Prince Andrew Head Of Royal Commission Into Child Abuse
Following the success of his ‘Captain’s pick’ in knighting Prince Philip, Prime Minister Tony Abbott is tipped to announce later this week that Prince Andrew will be appointed head of the Royal Commission into Child abuse. The contentious appointment comes as… Read More ›
Entertainment Industry Feeling Good About Exiling Bill Cosby, Treats Itself To A Woody Allen TV Show
After decades of appearing weak and forgiving of criminal behaviour as long as the accused have made work people like, the entertainment industry has a new, tougher message it would like to announce — “We are no longer interested in working with any… Read More ›