The government has put the blame for huge increases in electricity bills squarely into the lap of Edmund Barton and the policies pursued by the Protectionist Party when they held power between 1901 and 1903. “Australia is still suffering from… Read More ›
Senator Malcolm Roberts has been busily scouring the suburbs of Canberra in search of a brand new tin foil suit to wear to the High Court ahead of his upcoming appearance. “They say that clothes make the man but in… Read More ›
Foreign Minister Julie Bishop has called upon Labor leader Bill Shorten to prove that he had no involvement in the assassination of US President John F Kennedy. Ms Bishop’s allegations against Mr Shorten come despite the fact that JFK was… Read More ›
One Nation has agreed to help the Turnbull Government pass it’s Media law amendments on the proviso that the ABC’s charter be changed to ensure more fruits than just bananas be put in pyjamas. “For too long the ABC has… Read More ›
Pauline Hanson’s One Nation party has announced that they will commence searching under rocks for a replacement Senator. Should Senator Malcolm Roberts be eliminated from the Senate due to dual citizenship. Speaking to The (un)Australian a party spokesperson discussed the… Read More ›
The parliamentary vote on marriage equality is recovering in hospital after being savagely attacked by water fleas in Port Phillip Bay last night. “The debate about me had been heating up so I took a dip in the bay to… Read More ›
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