Labor has responded to Malcolm Turnbull’s campaign video about being raised by a battling single father by filming their own showing how Bill Shorten was raised by a battling single trade union. “I was left on the doorstep of the… Read More ›
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No-one Able To Verify If ABC Fact Check Has Been Cancelled
The Australian public has been left unsure whether or not to believe reports that the ABC Fact Check unit has been axed. “Normally when I hear this kind of statement I would log onto Fact Check to see if it… Read More ›
Bill Shorten Amazed That No One Including Himself Has Knifed Him Thus Far
Opposition leader Bill Shorten has remarked on the campaign trail that he is amazed that he has lasted this longer as leader of the Australian Labor Party, expressing surprise that no one, not even himself, has yet tried to knife… Read More ›
Governor-General Continually Boiling The Kettle In Anticipation Of PM’s Arrival
The Governor-General Peter Cosgrove has had a frustrating week of continually boiling the kettle as he awaits the arrival of Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull, who is due to call on him in order to set the federal election date as July . A… Read More ›
Leicester City At 5000 To 1 To Win Australian Election
Bookmakers have given English Premier League champions Leicester City a 5000 to 1 chance of winning the upcoming Australian election. “If elected our defence promises to stop the boats in the same way we’ve stopped Manchester United and Chelsea from… Read More ›
Malcolm Turnbull Promises To French Kiss The Entire State Of South Australia
Prime Minister and newly converted AFL fan, Malcolm Turnbull has today promised to French kiss the entire state of South Australia prior to the soon to be announced election. A spokesperson for the Prime Minister explained the announcement, saying: “Malcolm… Read More ›
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