Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has been counting down the hours to NSW’s freedom day as he is anxious to have his photo taken in a pub or club on the beers. ”Let me tell you I have been… Read More ›
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Berejiklian Warns That If Gambling Revenue Doesn’t Rise There Will Be Another Lock Down
NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has warned residents of NSW that if the state’s gambling revenue doesn’t rise, she will be forced to enact another lock down, which would involve residents being forced to stay in their local RSL. “As Premier,… Read More ›
Man Wants To Know When He Can Go Back To Not Washing His Hands
Scouring news reports for details of what restrictions are being lifted where and when, Brad Murray has just one question: when can he go back to never really bothering to wash his hands? While many have had their lives turned… Read More ›
Government To Allow Investors To Negatively Gear Avocados
The Turnbull Government is considering a proposal that would allow investors to negatively gear their purchases of avocados as a measure to help allow first time avocado buyers enter the market. Treasurer Scott Morrison spoke to The (un)Australian about the… Read More ›
Nations Wankers Outraged At Loss of Free Cafe WiFi
Australia’s wankers have threatened to go on strike unless cafe owners restore their right to make use of free WiFi while spending all day long looking deeply creative and typing stuff on their tablets. “It’s extremely important that people know… Read More ›
Pete Evans Pens Book So Babies Can Be Annoying Tools Too
Celebrity Chef and Paleo, the diet that doesn’t allow grains but is full of nuts, enthusiast Pete Evans has penned a new cookbook aimed at new mums and babies titled Bubba Yum Yum that he hopes will help raise a… Read More ›
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