Alleged Member of Parliament Christian Porter has updated the Parliamentary Register of Interests to declare that the costs of his recent defamation case against the ABC ”fell off the back of a truck.” ”What can I say? I was walking… Read More ›
Canberra
PM Tells Jen And The Girls They’ll Head To The Goldy In A Few Weeks When The Heat Dies Down
Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has had to delay his upcoming weekend away to the Gold Coast with the family until the heat dies down a bit from last weekends Father’s dash from Canberra to Sydney and back. ”The… Read More ›
ScoMo Tells Cabinet “It’s Not A Lie If You Believe It”
Australia’s PM Scotty-from-Hillsong’s marketing department has responded to accusations that he is a liar by declaring that “It is not a lie, if you believe it.” ”Scotty is convinced that he’s not a liar,” said a Government insider. ”At first,… Read More ›
PM Defends His Upcoming Boys Weekend Away With His Creepy Mate
Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has defended his planned boys weekend away to Manila with his creepy mate, the Member for Dawson George Christensen, saying those who attack them are merely taking cheap shots. ”George and I work hard… Read More ›
ScoMo And His Creepy Mate Spend The Week Building A Pillow Fort
Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison and his creepy mate, the Member for Dawson have spent the week in the Lodge working on a pillow fort to pass time during Canberra’s lockdown. ”Lockdown can get a little lonely without Jen… Read More ›
Sydney Lockdown Forces The PM To Recast Jen And The Girls
With the Prime Minister in Canberra and his wife and kids locked down indefinitely in NSW, the Government has been forced to look at recasting Jen and the Girls before the election campaign begins. ”The PM loves his wife and… Read More ›
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