The World Health Organisation has retracted a study that revealed a connection between bowel cancer and bacon after an alert staff member discovered that the doctor presenting the results was actually two pigs dressed up in a long white lab… Read More ›
Minister for Agriculture and Water Resources Barnaby Joyce has challenged the World Health Organisation (WHO) to meet him after school in the playground for a punch up after the UN body made disparaging remarks about red meat. Mr Joyce visibly… Read More ›
An estimated 126,000 Australians will be diagnosed with cancer this year, and as Australia’s border patrol experiments more with the potential of Hulk-ification, that number is only set to increase. Yet despite the large number of cancer sufferers, the social… Read More ›
Residents of Riverton, NSW are reeling following the premature death of Kylie Waters, 16, who passed away as a result of her thyroid cancer before revealing the life lessons she had learned as a direct result of succumbing to such an… Read More ›
Fans of the 1960s version of One Direction have called on scientists and religious leaders to help the woman blamed for the original “Zayn Malik Fiasco” to achieve immortality. Yoko Ono is alleged to have stolen John Lennon in 1968… Read More ›
The (un)Australian 