Australians have expressed relief that Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has shown his willingness to help the economy, even if the economy in question happens to that of the Cayman Islands’. Mr Turnbull was criticised by the Labor Opposition over revelations he holds… Read More ›
Carlo Sands
ISIS Abandons War on America: ‘They’re Killing Each Other Faster Than We Ever Could’
The Islamic State of Iraq And Syria (ISIS) has issued a statement explaining it was abandoning all plans to pursue a Holy War against the United States of America on grounds “the Infidels are slaughtering each other at a far faster rate than… Read More ›
‘It Started With Alternative Music. Then I Tried To Destroy Modern Civilisation’
The federal government’s new anti-radicalisation kit for schools, “Living Safer Together”, has already made waves for featuring the harrowing story of Karen, a young woman who “grew up in a loving family who never participated in activism of any sort”,… Read More ›
Britons ‘Relieved’ David Cameron Merely Screwed Dead Pig
The mood on UK streets today was “relieved” after allegations Prime Minister David Cameron had merely performed a sexual act on a dead pig as part an initiation ritual into an exclusive Oxford University secret society, and not a live… Read More ›
Manus Island Detainees ‘Very Concerned About Stability And Certainty In Australian Politics’
Like so many others, the detainees in the Manus Island Offshore Processing Centre watched the dramatic political events unfold on Monday night with strong interest and some concern. “Four prime ministers now in just five years,” said a dismayed Asan… Read More ›
Secret ACTU Army Training At Dubai To Take On Abbott
An ACTU-backed grassroots army is secretly training in Dubai, vowing to defeat the government and consign Prime Minister Tony Abbott to political history, The (un)Australian can exclusively reveal. The unprecedented, top-secret campaign involves rank-and-file activists training with active members of… Read More ›