The world heaved a big sigh of relief after hearing the US Senate narrowly voted down a motion declaring climate change a real phenomena caused by humans. The 50-49 Senate vote that defeated the climate change threat has been widely welcomed in the face of overwhelming scientific evidence… Read More ›
Carlo Sands
State Funeral Announced For Baltimore’s Broken Windows
Amid unprecedented scenes of national mourning, United States authorities have announced a state funeral for all the glass windows smashed in the outbreak of violence in the Maryland city of Baltimore since Monday night. What began as a standard, run-of-the-mill cycle of police killing a… Read More ›
Atheist Discovers 7968th Inconsistency in Bible, Declares God ‘Finally Dead’
A proud Raymond Daglish, a 29-year-old blogger living with his parents in Edgecliff in Sydney’s east, has today declared God “finally dead and buried” after he exposed the 7968th inconsistency in the Bible. Daglish, who has been unemployed since dropping out… Read More ›
Facing Strike Action, Queen Stunned To Discover Monarchs Can No Longer Chop Off Rebels’ Heads
Facing what she called “an act of rebellion reminiscent of the infamous 1381 Peasants’ Revolt” with staff at Windsor Castle voting for strike action, Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II spoke today of her shock when informed that English monarchs were no longer allowed… Read More ›
US Shocked By Yemen Civilian Deaths: ‘We Just Had No Idea Our Weapons Would Kill Anyone’
With Saudi Arabia-led military forces attacks on Yemen killing more than 900 people, a spokesperson for the United States government expressed “profound concern” at the rising civilian death toll, insisting: “We really had no idea that our billions in arms sales to Saudi Arabia would… Read More ›
Woman Stuns World With Facebook Appeal For Peace
Michelle Windsor, a 43-year-old mother-of-two from Marrickville, has stunned world leaders with a powerful yet simple Facebook status that read: “Stop it! Seriously! Enough is enough! Just grow up and act like adults and STOP KILLING EACH OTHER!’” Windsor clarified… Read More ›