Hot on the heels of the Sydney Morning Herald‘s revelation that students at Sydney’s elite all-boy Scots College were offered Sydney University places without taking the HSC, The (Un)Australian can exclusively report details of a pilot project being considered by the federal government to grant Scots Old… Read More ›
The protesters who turned out for Saturday’s “Reclaim Australia” rallies across Australia have been caricatured as racists and “far right extremists.” We are neither. We are just ordinary true blue, fair dinkum Aussies who love doing what all mainstream Aussies love — going to… Read More ›
Tony Abbott is working as a secret representative of Australia’s powerful Onion Lobby, The (un)Australian can exclusively reveal as part of a year-long investigation. The revelation came after Abbott caused world-wide headlines by chomping directly into a raw onion during a… Read More ›
Australian Motoring Enthusiast Party (AMEP) Senator Ricky Muir has today mocked Prime Minister Tony Abbott’s labelling of the Senate crossbench as “feral”, saying: “In my entire time here, not a single Senator has thrown any kangaroo shit at all! “Seriously mate,… Read More ›
Concerned his life was going nowhere fast, Patrick McGrath, a 29-year-old petrol station assistant who lives with his parents, decided to “live each day like it’s his last” after googling “inspirational quotes” on the Internet, only to spend a whole day crawled into… Read More ›
“Let’s not use this latest incident as another ‘let’s-bash-Tony-Abbott’ occasion,” Coalition frontbencher and Preferred Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull told the press today, while desperately trying to suppress a smirk. The Prime Minister In Waiting was speaking after yet another gaffe/deeply offensively racist comment… Read More ›
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