In what experts believe is a world first, a debate taking place on Facebook ended today with both main protagonists civilly agreeing to disagree, while expressing their respect for the other and appreciation for the calm, dignified fashion in which… Read More ›
Sources close to Australian cricket selectors have told The (un)Australian that Bridget Abbott, the 21-year-old daughter of the prime minister, was front-runner to replace captain Michael Clarke should he not recover from his back injury in time for the Second Test… Read More ›
Evil supervillain and Immigration minister Scott Morrison could be heard cackling loudly to himself in his office at Parliament House after his immigration bill passed the Senate in the early hours of December 5, a source told The (Un)Australian. “HAHAHAHA, my… Read More ›
Sources close to Satan have told The (Un)Australian that the Prince of Darkness was desperate to hand Tony Abbott’s soul back to the Australian prime minister, claiming it was too foul even for the fiery depths of Hell. The source… Read More ›
Despite a year marred by broken promises, declining polls and a failure pass to key budget measures, Prime Minister Tony Abbott is rejecting claims that he is leading a “failed” government. The defiant prime minister told The (un)Australian: “Ah, sure, I… Read More ›
“Joe Hockey can get fucked,” said Santa Claus in a statement released from The North Pole today. It came after the treasurer told Australians: “Don’t let Santa down, go out there and spend for Christmas.” Hockey said: “We want… Read More ›
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