The “dual citizenship” issue among Australian politicians has taken a dramatic turn with Coalition energy minister Josh Frydenburg sent to Manus Island after it was revealed he was a dual Australian citizen-stateless refugee as a result of his asylum seeking… Read More ›
Carlo Sands
Out-Of-Touch Poor Hating Politician Still Struggling To Grasp Why Dumb Plebs Don’t Like Her
“And why wouldn’t those stupid sheep want to vote for me?” British Prime Minister Theresa May is storming around her house in anger. “I promised to kick out more foreigners than ever, what more do these bloody peasants want?” It… Read More ›
How One Millennial Flipped The Script — And Built A House Entirely From Used Avocado Peel
It is a truth long considered incontestable: today’s younger generation can either choose to eat all the smashed avocado their greedy, youthful stomach’s’ desire, or they can choose to buy a house. But in an inspiring example to his “brunch-obsessed”… Read More ›
Six Things To Never Say To A Psychopath
As the Internet teaches us, there are clear cut personality types with their own very real struggles only other members of that type could possibly understand. We’ve read all about the all-too-real struggles of Introverts (the most sensitive people in the Known… Read More ›
Prince Harry Crowned As Head Royal Racist After Prince Philip Abdicates
Wearing the traditional blackface and decked out in his finest Nazi uniform, Prince Harry was today crowned the new Head Royal Racist in an official ceremony at Buckingham Palace after Prince Philip’s surprise abdication yesterday. Although many royal watchers were… Read More ›
NSW Parliament Security Fail To Recognise Luke Foley Again
“Sorry mate, only those with authorisation are allowed past here,” a burly security guard at New South Wales Parliament House told a flustered middle-aged man in a suit as he tried to walk into the state’s Legislative Council. A second… Read More ›