In a sudden outburst of uncoordinated patriotism, all academics employed at Australian universities have spontaneously posted statuses on social media this morning lavishing praise on the Australian flag. The nation awoke to previously unheard of heard of heights of nationalist… Read More ›
Amber Heard has announced she is filing for divorce from actor Johnny Depp, citing “irreconcilable differences” after finally watching the Hollywood star’s past half dozen films. A shaken Heard, who married Depp last year, told The (un)Australian: “As a working… Read More ›
With controversy still swirling over after self-confessed poor person Duncan Storrar managed to break through the ABC’s Q&A strict vetting process to directly speak to a visibly shocked government representative, ABC head Mark Scott has assured a shaken nation the… Read More ›
The world has expressed its delight this week over news scientists have discovered a huge previously unknown coral reef in the Amazon for humanity to destroy. With the large-scale damage caused by the recent climate change-linked mass bleaching of the… Read More ›
Many are chalking it up to one more consequence of global warming. Plans by Melbourne’s long-oppressed Ginger community to hold their first-ever Pride rally over the weekend had to be cancelled due to adverse weather conditions after the day proved… Read More ›
Speaking on condition of anonymity, a high-ranking ISIS official told The (un)Australian from an unknown location in northern Iraq that Australian Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull’s much-criticised comments on ISIS strategy after the group’s latest atrocities in Brussels were basically correct…. Read More ›
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