Disgraced Cardinal and Sky News’ favourite martyr George Pell has started working on organising a jailhouse talent show that he hopes will raise enough funds to help with the rebuild of the recently destroyed Notre Dame cathedral. “I am very… Read More ›
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Radio Stations Refuse To Play George Pell Records
Radio stations all over the world are refusing to play the music of George Pell after the former archbishop of Melbourne was jailed for child sexual abuse. “In light of his conviction we can’t in good faith play any of… Read More ›
Sky News Tells Its Viewers To Get Behind George Pell, All 12 Of Them
Niche news channel Sky News has sent out a rally cry for all of it’s viewers to get behind convicted pedophile George Pell. The network was hopeful of reaching all of it’s viewers, all 12 of them. “It’s times like… Read More ›
Bolt Calls For A Royal Commission Into The Treatment Of George Pell
Columnist Andrew Bolt has called for the Government to launch a Royal Commission into the police and public’s treatment of Cardinal George Pell. Speaking to The (un)Australian Mr Bolt explained his call for a Royal Commission, saying: “I can’t… Read More ›
Vicars Outraged At Cuts To Penalty Rates For Working Weekdays
Australia’s vicars have been stunned by the decision of the Fair Work Commission to reduce their penalty rates for working on days of the week that aren’t Sunday. “People think that all we do is stand up in front of… Read More ›
George Pell Offers Milo Yiannopoulos A Job At The Catholic Church
Cardinal Pell has come to the rescue of besieged Breitbart tech editor Milo Yiannopoulos with an offer of a position as a youth worker within the Catholic Church. “I’m confident that Milo can convert his following of alt-right boys into… Read More ›