Australia’s Attorney General (for now) Christian Porter is currently in talks with network 10 to star as the Bachelor in the next season of the top rating show. ”We are always on the look out for fresh meat so to… Read More ›
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Police Treat Margaret Fulton’s Death As Suspicious As The Competition To Be A Masterchef Judge Heats Up
Police have confirmed that they are treating the death of 94 year old culinary icon Margaret Fulton as suspicious. They believe that Fulton may have been targeted by a fellow chef as she was seen as a potential front runner… Read More ›
Bachelor Spoiler: Honey Badger To Marry Winx
News has leaked of the surprise ending to this season’s Bachelor with the reported wedding of Nick ‘The Honey Badger’ Cummins to Australia’s favourite horse Winx. “It was a bit of a left field ending,” said a source from the… Read More ›
Barnaby Joyce To Appear As A Contestant On The Bachelor To Promote His New Book
Channel 10 has announced that the next season of The Bachelor starring former Wallaby Nick Cummins aka ‘The Honey Badger’ will feature former deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce as a contestant seeking to win over Nick’s heart. “I have books to… Read More ›
Channel 10 Signs Dastyari And Sandilands Netflix Subscriptions Surge
Netflix Australia has sent Channel 10 a gift basket to thank them for signing two of Australia’s most despised figures, Sam Dastyari and Kyle Sandilands which has resulted in a surge of new subscribers to the online streaming service. “Channel… Read More ›
Trump Appoints Roseanne Barr As Official White House Tweetsperson
American President Donald Trump has announced today that former actor/comedian Roseanne Barr will be joining his administration as the official White house Tweetsperson. “What a great day for America to have someone of the caliber of Roseanne sending out tweets… Read More ›
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