Australia’s Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton has issued a press release to remind the Nation that he too as Minister for Home Affairs was involved in torturing kids in off shore detention centres. ”The Dark Lord is rather… Read More ›
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Confusion As ScoMo Revealed To Be Confusing The Exorcist With The Bible
Australian Prime Minister Scotty form Hillsong’s marketing department has been left embarrassed today after it was revealed that what he thought was the bible was in fact a copy of the Excorcist. ”Scotty was a little red faced when it… Read More ›
Scotty From Marketing Reminds Voters That His Trophy Says He Stopped Boats Not Children
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from Hillsong’s marketing department has moved to remind the country that the trophy in his office is for stopping boats, not Children. This comes after a 4 year old child that the Government has in detention… Read More ›
“I Won’t Be Making That Mistake Again” Vows Dutton As Australia Is Swamped By Boatloads Of Au Pairs
Peter Dutton has vowed to never again show any signs of humanity after his last slip up led to Australia being overrun by boatloads of empowered au pairs. “Our streets are infested with dreadlock haired German hippie girls taking babies… Read More ›
Christmas Crisis: Santa Transferred To Christmas Island For Processing
Days after his detention in Sydney for failing to clear customs, Santa Claus has been transferred to Christmas Island as the government processes his visa application and decides what to do with the iconic figure. The previously decommissioned site has… Read More ›
Santa Claus Detained By Australian Border Force
Merely days before Christmas, a Mr S Claus allegedly from the North Pole has been detained by Australian Border Force whilst trying to enter the country. It’s believed the patron of Christmas was identified by Customs Agents during immigration, his… Read More ›
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