The Prime Minster has vowed to destroy all of Australia’s coal after learning that it is a major contributor to global warming and climate change. “From what I can gather coal is horrible stuff and the sooner the world is… Read More ›
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Cormann To Auction Off Calculator Used In LibSpill To Raise Funds For Bushfire Victims
Finance Minister Matthias Cormann has announced today that he will auction off the calculator that he used to crunch the numbers for the Minister for the Dark Arts, Peter Dutton during the last Liberal leadership spill to raise funds for… Read More ›
ScoMo Takes Charge Of Bushfire Crisis By Setting Up Command Centre At Engadine Maccas
Prime Minister ScoMo has taken charge of the Nation’s bushfire response by announcing today that he has set up a new command centre at Engadine Maccas. “I admit I was a bit slow to the wicket on this crisis however… Read More ›
Albo Announces That Labor Will End The Govt’s Program Of Forced Handshakes
Opposition Leader Anthony Albanese has just announced that a Federal Labor government would end the Coalition’s program of forced handshakes. Reacting to Prime Minister Scott Morrison’s “Bringing Disaster to Disaster” tour of fire-affected areas, and the PM’s insistence on grabbing… Read More ›
ScoMo Pledges To Plant 1000’s Of Palm Trees To Replace Bush Lost To Fire
Prime Minister ScoMo fresh off the plane from Hawaii has pledged to replace the 1000’s of hectares of lost bush caused by the horrific bushfires with as many palm trees as he can source. “My trip to Hawaii wasn’t just… Read More ›
Prime Minister Blames Heatwave On Bushfires
Prime Minister Scott Morrison announced today that the current heatwave conditions ravaging most parts of Australia were not caused by climate change, but by the bushfires currently incinerating Australia. Scomo told a packed Engadine Maccas: ” I’m no scientist, but… Read More ›
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