Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has called on Australia’s arts industry to come together and start organising some fundraising shows for the struggling coal industry, like they did for last summer’s bushfire victims. “We are all in this together,… Read More ›
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Government Torn Between Two Loves -Twiggy And Anti-Asian Sentiment
The Australian Government is currently torn between two of it’s loves – that of billionaire Andrew ‘Twiggy’ Forrest and stirring up and promoting anti-Asian sentiment. “It’s a tough spot that we find ourselves in,” said a Government Spokesperson. “Let’s get… Read More ›
Joyce In Talks To Star In New Reality Series ‘Farmer Wants A Mistress’
Former deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has recovered from his latest set back in failing to take back the leadership of the Nationals by turning his attention to reality TV. With the former special envoy for the drought tipped to… Read More ›
‘Experience The Future Now’: Desperate Tourism Australia Tries New Slogan
Since Tourism Australia had to pull its ad claiming this place is heaps better than the UK, seeing as “everything’s on fire” is something the UK has so far only managed metaphorically, our tourism chiefs have been scratching their heads… Read More ›
Barnaby Offers Up A Bed To Any Ladies Evacuated Due To Bushfires – No Uggo’s
Former deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has let it be known to all Australians (well the female ones) that should they need it there is always a warm bed and a shoulder to cry on at his place. “Barnaby has… Read More ›
Government Announces Recasting With The Part Of Craig Kelly To Be Played By A Lump Of Coal
The Morrison Government has today announced that they will be recasting the role of Craig Kelly with a lump of coal set to take the Member for Hughes’ place. “From time to time in a TV series for whatever reason… Read More ›