The Junior partner of Australia’s governing Coalition the National party have demanded that their colleagues the Liberals replace the Minister for Science with a Minister for Do Your Own Research. ”Look, why are we putting all our eggs in the… Read More ›
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Barnaby Asks Josh When He wants Him To Come & Campaign in Kooyong
Australia’s deputy Prime Minister (yep, really) Barnaby Joyce has asked his colleague Treasurer Josh Frydenburg when he wants him to come on down to Kooyong and help him campaign. ”As Australia’s best retail politician I am always keen to help… Read More ›
PM Celebrates Diversity By Asking Trent Zimmerman About His Weekend
This morning the LNP celebrated their diversity and inclusion by asking the member for North Sydney Trent Zimmerman what he got up to on the weekend. It’s reported that Zimmerman, one of the first openly gay members of the liberal… Read More ›
ScoMo Tells His Dr That He Wants A Second Opinion From His Focus Group
Australian Prime Minister Scotty who’s chucking a sickie has told his Doctor that he would like a second opinion from his focus group after receiving a diagnosis that his case of covid was subsiding.” ”Scott, err, ScoMo, is a big… Read More ›
ScoMo Asks Barnaby For Advice On How To Work Whilst ”Blind”
Australian Prime Minister Scotty who was fired from marketing and not hired as a welder Morrison, has sough out his colleague Barnaby Joyce for advice on how to do his job whilst blind. ”The other day there was a bit… Read More ›
ScoMo Stunned To Learn That Woman Are Allowed To Vote
Australian Prime Minister Scotty who was fired from marketing was stunned to learn this week that women were actually allowed to vote in the upcoming Federal Election. ”When he found out it absolutely floored him,” said a Government Insider. ”He… Read More ›