Nationals Demand Minister For Science Be Replaced With A Minister For Do Your Own Research

The Junior partner of Australia’s governing Coalition the National party have demanded that their colleagues the Liberals replace the Minister for Science with a Minister for Do Your Own Research.

”Look, why are we putting all our eggs in the basket of science,” said National’s leader Barnaby Joyce. ”I mean anyone can go out and buy themselves a lab coat and call themselves a scientist.”

”Heck, I even own a lab coat that I use in the bedroom, if you know what I mean.”

When asked why the Nationals seemingly supported every crack pot theory under the sun instead of actual science, the Member for New England said: ”My guys are some of the most prolific Googlers in parliament.”

”If there’s a video on the internet involving young girls and ping pong then trust me, George Christensen has seen it.”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, George has called an urgent meeting. Apparently he’s found a vet whose willing to flog us some cheap Ivermectin.”

Mark Williamson


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