Billions of salmonella germs have waged protests in petri dishes across the country after learning that the plastic bag ban may lead them to make contact with the skin of opinion writer Andrew Bolt. “‘Most of us are decent, hard… Read More ›
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Woolies Scrap Single Use Checkout Operators
Customers will have to bring their own checkout operators from home after retail giant Woolworths announced the banning of single use checkout operators. “Fishermen kept finding our discarded checkout operators in the stomachs of sharks and dolphins, plus their gas… Read More ›
PM To Hold Postal Plebiscite On When Hot Cross Buns Should Be Sold
Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has announced that his Government will hold another postal plebiscite, this time to decide when hot cross buns should go on sale. “Everyone absolutely loved the last postal plebiscite so why not do it all again?… Read More ›
Coles Workers To Lose Weekend Penalty Pizza Toppings
The Fair Work Commission has reduced the amount of toppings that Coles workers get on the pizzas they receive for doing unpaid work on Sundays. “You used to get a full super supreme pizza for doing unpaid Sunday work but… Read More ›
Tainted Lettuce Blamed For Bill Shorten’s Plummeting Popularity
Tainted pre-packaged lettuce sold at Woolworths and Coles supermarkets has led to an outbreak of deadly salmonella poisoning amongst consumers. It is also being blamed for the potentially low polling figures of Opposition leader Bill Shorten. A spokesperson for Mr… Read More ›
Coles Denies Cashing In With Anzac Highway Store
Coles Supermarkets CEO John Durkan has rejected claims the retail giant maintains its Marion store in Adelaide’s southwest merely to profit from links to the RSL. Mr Durkan said the site was chosen many years ago and its close proximity to… Read More ›
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