Former Australian cricketer David Warner has made his return to club cricket following his suspension for ball tampering and it has resulted in an increase in crowds, plenty of runs (Warner scored 150 odd) and a significant rise in the… Read More ›
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Imran Khan Elected President After Winning Majority Of Reverse Swinging Voters
Former test cricket captain Imran Khan has been elected President of Pakistan after winning the support of a majority of the reverse swinging voters. “Imran polled well at the start of the day with traditional swinging voters when the ballot… Read More ›
Macron Fires Speech Writer Bruce McAveney Over Delicious Gate
The French President has sensationally fired his Australian speech writer famed sports commentator Bruce McAveney and apologised to the Australian Prime Minister, his Wife and the Australian people after he referred to Mrs Turnbull as delicious. In a speech delivered… Read More ›
Channel 9 To Send Bill Lawry Off To ‘The Farm’ After Losing Cricket
Channel 9 has announced that due to it’s loss of the cricket broadcasting rights is will be forced to make some big calls on some of their stars. With the first one being that they wil be sending former Australian… Read More ›
Dutton Offers Family Visas To South African Potato Farmers
Immigration Minister and aspiring super villain Peter Dutton has reached out to South African potato farmers with an offer of a family visa in an effort to aide their move to Australia. “The thought of those poor white farmers suffering… Read More ›
David Warner Re-Applies For His Previous Job At Woolies
As the ex-Australia vice-captain comes to terms with his year long ban from the game, Warner has taken the opportunity to re-apply for his old job at supermarket chain Woolworths. In a 2015/6 advertising campaign, Warner, the then ambassador of… Read More ›
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