Australian Prime Minister Scotty from Marketing has asked his wife Jen to call the office and tell them that he’s sick after waking up on Monday with a severe hangover. ”Just between you and me I did have a sink… Read More ›
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Scotty From Marketing Hopes His Trip To The Footy Inspires Victorians In Lockdown
Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has extended his well wishes to those in Victoria currently in lockdown and he hopes that they will take inspiration from his trip over the weekend to the footy to watch his beloved Cronulla Sharks…. Read More ›
ALP Strategists Direct Albo To Be More Like ScoMo And ‘Visit’ Engadine Maccas
One of the key recommendations to come out of the Australian Labor Parties review in to their election loss was for their current leader Anthony Albanese to be more like Prime Minister ScoMo and maybe take a ‘visit’ to Engadine… Read More ›
ScoMo Promises That Cashless Welfare Card Will Be Accepted At Engadine Maccas
Prime Minister ScoMo has sought to reassure welfare recipients that the new cashless welfare card will be accepted at Engadine Maccas. “As a compassionate conservative I do practice tough love but not so tough as to deprive someone the relief… Read More ›
Morrison Tipped To Name Cronulla Sharks Mascot MC Hammerhead Australian Of The Year
This week’s Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison has been telling friends that he will over rule the Australian of the year committee’s pick and instead go with his ‘Captain’s choice’ of the Cronulla Sharks mascot MC Hammerhead as this year’s… Read More ›
NRL Confident That Finals Crowd Numbers Will Reach Double Figures
Following on from a disapointing turn out to week one of the finals the NRL has confidently predicted that week two of the finals will bring the crowds back and are hopeful of crowd numbers reaching double or even triple… Read More ›
