The Opposition leader the Dark Lord Peter Dutton has called upon the popular board game Chinese Checkers to be renamed ‘Freedom Checkers’ in an effort to punish China for the ongoing animosity between the two counntries. ”I am appalled that… Read More ›
Niche news network Sky News Australia has dedicated the weekend to attacking Prime Minister Anthony Albanese over his failure to take any action over the US Supreme court’s ruling on Roe V Wade. ”What is Albo actually doing?” Asked low… Read More ›
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has sent a congratulatory tweet to children’s entertainers Hi-5, congratulating the band on topping the JJJ Hottest 100. The tweet was sent despite the hottest 100 being topped by the Wiggles and not Hi-5…. Read More ›
Former Australian Prime Minister and newly appointed IPA coffee boy Tony Abbott has told his friends and colleagues that he plans to lead this year’s Anzac Day March, in acknowledgement of his frequent participation in culture wars. ”I have always… Read More ›
The Morrison Government is currently drafting legislation for a plebiscite to be held later this year which will allow Australians to vote on which former Prime Ministers will be carved into Uluru, as an homage to the United States’ Mount… Read More ›
Nestles have taken their “Red Skins” lollies off the market in deference to offense the name may have caused to sunburnt British backpackers. “It’s no joke having to walk around Coogee looking like a lobster and having to wince in… Read More ›
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