He is the President-elect who ran a bigoted campaign and has caused shock waves by appointing racists, climate deniers and assorted right-wing hardliners in his new administration. But some say there is evidence that Donald Trump could be even more dangerous… Read More ›
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Greg Norman Chokes Upon Receiving Phone Call From The Australian PM
American accented Australian golfer Greg Norman has revealed to the world’s media that his initial reaction upon receiving a phone call from Australian Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull was to choke, before recovering to take the call. The Australian Prime Minister… Read More ›
Pauline Hanson Calls For A Ban On Chardonnay And All Other Drinks That She Can’t Spell
One Nation Leader Pauline Hanson has called on Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull to act in the interests of everyday Australians and ban the sale of chardonnay and any other drink that she can’t spell as a way to counter the… Read More ›
Turnbull Looking Forward To Visiting Washington To Fellate President Trump
Prime Minister Turnbull fresh off a phone-call to US President elect Donald Trump has announced that he looks forward to visiting Washington to not only meet Mr Trump but to also fellate him. Speaking to The (un)Australian a jubilant Mr… Read More ›
Australian Cricket Selectors Lead Backlash Against The Elites
The selectors for the Australian cricket team have marched to the forefront of a worldwide rejection of the so called “elites” by maintaining a policy of refusing to select any elite sportsmen. “The US election has shown that people no… Read More ›
Turnbull Assures Trump That Australia Is Still “Toady In Chief” To The USA
Malcolm Turnbull has called surprise US election winner Donald Trump to congratulate him on his victory and to assure him that comments he made earlier in the campaign where he described Trump as a “massive boofhead” and “thicker than pig’s… Read More ›