Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has called celebrity chef Pete Evans to order one of his special light machines to send to American President Donald Trump to help aid his recovery from the Corona Virus. ”I am sure most… Read More ›
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ScoMo Tells Engadine Maccas Cleaners To Stand Down And Stand By
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has told the cleaners of Engadine Maccas to stand down and stand by, as this year’s NRL finals featuring the PM’s beloved Cronulla Sharks kick off this week. ”To the cleaners at not just… Read More ›
ScoMo Calls Trump To Offer Assistance Like A Holiday To Port Douglas To Help Fight California Bushfires
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has called US President Donald Trump to offer the country assistance like a holiday to Port Douglas to help fight the raging California bushfires. ”I know myself that last summer whilst Australia burned my… Read More ›
Trump Tipped To Announce New VP Hulk Hogan To Help Fight Kamala
Rumours are swirling around Washington this week that American President Donald Trump will replace his Vice-President Mike Pence, with former Wrestler Hulk Hogan in an effort to counter his rival, Joe Biden’s announcement that he will run with Kamala. ”When… Read More ›
Civil Unrest In America Causes ScoMo To Rethink Upcoming Hawaiian Vacation
The current civil unrest in America has forced Australian Prime Minister Scotty from Marketing to rethink his upcoming family vacation to Hawaii. ”I had promised the kids a bit of get away. You know, it’s been a busy year –… Read More ›
Dutton Jealous That Trump Gets To Call In The National Guard On Protestors
Australia’s Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton has been seen sulking around Canberra telling anyone who’ll listen about how envious he is of American President Donald Trump being able to call in the national guard or protestors. ”Peter is… Read More ›
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