Westpac’s rate rise has been defended by CEO Brian Hartzer, in light of the fact that, “sometimes when the economy says no, it really means yes.” Westpac have raised interest rates by 0.2 percentage points, despite no move from The… Read More ›
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Executives Wasting Millions Of Working Hours Per Year Playing With Desk Toys
A top secret report commissioned by the ASX has found that executives from Australia’s top 100 companies are spending more than 200 million work hours per annum playing with shiny metal desk toys when they should be busy running their… Read More ›
Joe Hockey Slips, Falls And Accidentally Puts Fist Through The Australian Economy
Treasurer Joe Hockey is recovering today after yesterday slipping and falling. Thankfully, Mr Hockey was not severely hurt as he was able to steady himself by grabbing at and inadvertently punching the Australian economy. The fall was eerily similar to… Read More ›
Uber To Begin Providing Brain Surgery
After having successfully captured a large portion of the taxi market, ride sharing network Uber is now going to take on Australia’s hospital system by starting a rival brain surgery service. “If anyone with a car and a mobile phone… Read More ›
Economic Downturn Causes Rise In Beach Homelessness
The latest economic data has highlighted that middle Australia is doing it tougher than ever before. New figures have shown that in the wake of tanking commodity prices, thousands of Australians are in danger of having to sell their beach homes…. Read More ›
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