Former Prime Minister and passionate onion eater Tony Abbott has been canvassing colleagues to ascertain if he has the numbers to challenge the Liberal Party’s Fake Tradie. Fake Tradie has taken the social media world by storm since he debuted… Read More ›
In what some people are calling the longest and most boring election campaign in history, it finally looks like there could be an interesting twist. Documents leaked exclusively to The (un)Australian reveal that with less than 2 weeks left until… Read More ›
Opposition leader Bill Shorten has remarked on the campaign trail that he is amazed that he has lasted this longer as leader of the Australian Labor Party, expressing surprise that no one, not even himself, has yet tried to knife… Read More ›
Minister for Immigration and the bookies favourite to play the role of Mr Potatohead in a live action movie based on the famous toy Peter Dutton, has today condemned a team of firefighters for putting out a house fire in… Read More ›
Political scientists at the Sydney City University have discovered a disturbing rise in incidents of wilful risk-taking in recent weeks. Using data gathered from Australian emergency wards, researchers identified a 28% rise in risky activity since the Prime Minister’s informal election announcement… Read More ›
Following the announcement of the federal election scheduled for July 2nd, a cost-benefit analysis by Fairfax Media has determined that now is the time Australians least need to be informed. 30 staff in Fairfax’s Sydney and Melbourne offices were brought… Read More ›
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