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Election
PM Announces Election Slogan: ”It’s Not A Lie If You Believe It”
Australia’s Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has announced his parties new slogan for the upcoming federal election, with the party going with: ”It’s not a lie if you believe it.” ”I’m not saying that an election will happen any day… Read More ›
Sky News Blames Shockingly Low Ratings On Cancel Culture
Niche news network Sky News Australia has lashed out and blamed what they call ”cancel culture” for the network’s ridiculously low ratings. ”Damn! Woke leftists have decided to cancel us,” said a Sky News spokesperson. ”They should force people to… Read More ›
Low Ratings For 60 Minutes Interview Has ScoMo Considering Recasting Jen
Australian Prime Minister Scotty who was fired from marketing has told colleagues that he is considering recasting the role of his wife Jen following the disappointing ratings for their 60 Minutes interview. ”With the election fast approaching Scott, err, ScoMo… Read More ›
Barnaby Tells ScoMo That He Won’t Take Christensen To ‘The Farm’
Aspiring Minister for Home Affairs Barnaby Joyce has told the PM that he won’t under any circumstances take his good mate George Christensen out to ‘the Farm’ no matter what the Member for Dawson says. ”George is my mate and… Read More ›
Australia Wonders What ScoMo Will Stuff Up Next
After a week in which the country has suffered through a severe shortage of Rapid Antigen Tests with Covid running wild and now appearing to be at war with Serbia over the fallout from Novak Djokovic’s visa issues, the majority… Read More ›
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