Planning is underway for the inaugural Scott Morrison Pride March. The event will be held on July 3 to honour and acknowledge the difficulties Mr Morrison has faced as a rich white Christian male who opposes same-sex marriage and treating asylum seekers with… Read More ›
The entire first month of the election campaign has been revealed to be a total waste of time after Australian voters found out that they can choose for themselves where to direct their preferences. “You mean all this bollocks about… Read More ›
The Australian Electoral Commission has announced today that no election day cake stalls will be allowed this year due to the threat posed to voters with nut allergies. A spokesperson for the AEC said: “People should be allowed to vote without being… Read More ›
The Coalition has announced plans to establish a working party to investigate the benefits the country would receive from privatising former Prime Minister Bob Hawke. Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull told The (un)Australian: “Just because we are establishing a working group to look… Read More ›
Australia’s Environment Minister Greg Hunt has today announced he will be taking leave from election campaigning to enter the UFC to fight returning champion Brock Lesnar in a no-holds barred cage match. The move took the MMA world by surprise,… Read More ›
Labor has responded to Malcolm Turnbull’s campaign video about being raised by a battling single father by filming their own showing how Bill Shorten was raised by a battling single trade union. “I was left on the doorstep of the… Read More ›
The (un)Australian 