The Governor-General Peter Cosgrove has had a frustrating week of continually boiling the kettle as he awaits the arrival of Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull, who is due to call on him in order to set the federal election date as July . A… Read More ›
Former Speaker of the House of Representatives, Bronwyn Bishop has used her farewell speech to Parliament to reveal that she is indeed a Transformer, saying: “There’s more than meets the eye.” After her speech, she further revealed her transforming abilities… Read More ›
Former Speaker of the House and soon-to-be former member of parliament, Bronwyn Bishop has caused a commotion at her local Centrelink after being informed that her Seniors gold card did not get her discount helicopter rental. Job seeker Matt B… Read More ›
Labor leader Bill Shorten has appointed former speed-skating Olympic gold medallist Steven Bradbury as his Chief of Staff, in anticipation of winning the next election. A spokesperson for the Opposition leader spoke to The (un)Australian about the controversial appointment, saying:… Read More ›
The Prime Minister of Australia Malcolm Turnbull has sent the Australian Senate to its room and banned it from watching television for two weeks after he perceived its behaviour to be rather naughty. Explaining the move to The (un)Australian, the Prime… Read More ›
Australia will be spending upwards of $150 billion on twelve new submarines after yesterday’s defence white paper asserted that giant squid remain the nation’s greatest enemy. “No-one need fear being taken from the deck of a ship by a giant… Read More ›
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