Aspiring Minister for Home Affairs Barnaby Joyce has angrily called on the PM to end the parliamentary bonk ban as the pent up frustration around it is causing staffers to do silly stuff such as masturbate on female colleagues desks…. Read More ›
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PM Tells Female Politicians To Make Sure Their Desk Is Wearing A Chastity Belt
Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison has called on female politicians from all parties to ensure that their desks are fitted with a functioning chastity belt. ”Doesn’t matter if you are Labor, Liberal or other I say to you please make… Read More ›
Scotty From Marketing Spotted In Bunnings Looking For A DIY Ark Kit
Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison who was thought to be be missing during the NSW floods has been spotted at his local Bunnings store asking staff which aisle the DIY ark kits are located in. ”Never fear Australia I am… Read More ›
ScoMo Tells Australia’s Women That There’s No Need For A Consent App When You Have A Marriage Certificate
Prime Minister ScoMo has told the women of Australia to forget about a consent app and instead go out and get themselves a marriage certificate instead. ”There’s nothing wrong with the good old marriage certificate,” said the Prime Minister. ”Heck,… Read More ›
Christensen Tells PM Add Manila To The Half Price Flight List Or He’ll Quit The Coalition
The Federal Government’s member for Manila George Christensen has demanded that the PM add Manila to the list of destinations for the Government’s half price flight scheme or else he will quit the Coalition. “The PM needs to start taking… Read More ›
ScoMo Tells Cabinet Not To Worry About Linda Reynolds As He’s Taken Her To A Lovely Farm
Prime Minister ScoMo has moved to assure his cabinet colleagues that besieged Defence Minister Linda Reynolds is ok after not being seen in the office for a couple of weeks. The Prime Minister told cabinet that he has taken Minister… Read More ›
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