In breaking news Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison will today be appointed Governor General with Minister for Defence Peter Dutton replacing him as Prime Minister. The move is said to be made as polling has indicated that current Governor General… Read More ›
Australia’s Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has announced his parties new slogan for the upcoming federal election, with the party going with: ”It’s not a lie if you believe it.” ”I’m not saying that an election will happen any day… Read More ›
Australia’s Coalition Government (for now) is today tipped to announce that they will be cutting the fuel excise on premium unleaded petrol and raising it on E10, in an effort to curtail rising fuel costs. ”Don’t think we haven’t noticed… Read More ›
Worried residents of Lismore have filed a missing persons report with the police following the disappearance of the Prime Minister Scotty from marketing during his alleged visit to the town last week. ”I hope he’s alright, floods can be a… Read More ›
Australian Prime Minister li’l Scotty from Engadine has told his best friend Jen that he’s really looking forward to playing dress ups this weekend. ”I’m gonna have so much this weekend playing dress ups with all my photographer friends,” said… Read More ›
Australia’s Prime Minister Scotty from Marketing has announced to the nation that this Friday is officially POETS Day and to celebrate, it has been declared a public holiday with no one allowed to work – especially journalists. ”I’m a very… Read More ›
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