A lost Deliveroo contract has admitted that it can’t find its address after several weeks of cycling frantically around the neighbourhood. “Damn it, there’s a Smith Street and a Smith Crescent in this suburb,” said the frustrated contract as it… Read More ›
Campbelltown McDonald’s has shocked more fancied establishments from France, Spain and Italy to be named number one in Restaurant magazine’s list of the Fifty Best Restaurants in the world in a glittering ceremony in Melbourne. “The signature dish of twin… Read More ›
Scott Morrison will allow Australians to access their superannuation before retirement in order to fund the purchase of food when they go to the movies. “This measure will give young Australians a chance to get into the market for a… Read More ›
Celebrity food heater Pete Evans has advised his followers to reduce the size of their brains by adapting their level of scientific knowledge to that of a caveman. “The human brain evolved to understand only paleo science, so modern humans… Read More ›
The Australian Medical Association says an alarming rise in heart attacks in inner western Sydney is due to increased consumption of halal snack packs by politically aware lunchers wanting to show solidarity with the Muslim community. “Ever since Pauline Hanson… Read More ›
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