Australian Prime Minister Scotty who was fired from marketing has today defended his creepy mate, the member for Dawson’s right to sledge Australians on obscure extreme right-wing video casts. ”Australians have broad shoulders, as do I, so when it comes… Read More ›
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ScoMo Refuses To Say If His Creepy Mate Jabbed Anyone In The Philippines
Australian Prime Minister Scotty-who-was-fired-from-Marketing has refused to say whether his creepy mate the Member for Dawson jabbed anyone on one of his frequent trips to the Philippines. ”I’m not going to get down into the gutter to discuss what old… Read More ›
PM’s Creepy Mate Tells Him He Better Not Be Lying To Him About Manilla
Prime Minister Scott Morrison’s creepy mate George Christensen has told the PM that he better not lie to him like he did to the French President about his future posting to Manila as the new ambassador to the Philippines or… Read More ›
ScoMo’s Creepy Mate Tells Him To Grab Some Duty Free Tia Maria On The Way Back From Glasgow
Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison’s creepy mate George Christensen has demanded that the PM grab him a bottle of Tia Maria from duty free when the PM returns from Glasgow. ”George is a mate and we do things for… Read More ›
Bookies Install Çhristian Porter’s Blind Trust Favourite To Be Named Australian Of The Year
Early betting odds have been released on next year’s Australian of the Year with Christian Porter’s Blind Trust installed as favourite, slightly ahead of Gina Rinehart and the Prime Minister’s creepy mate George Christensen. ”We need the next Australian of… Read More ›
ScoMo’s Creepy Mate Wants To Know Why He’s Not In Cabinet
Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has spent the day trying to placate his creepy mate George Christensen after the member for Dawson got upset that Keith Pitt was in cabinet and he wasn’t. ”George is a very passionate man… Read More ›