Disgraced Cardinal and Sky News’ favourite martyr George Pell has started working on organising a jailhouse talent show that he hopes will raise enough funds to help with the rebuild of the recently destroyed Notre Dame cathedral. “I am very… Read More ›
Radio stations all over the world are refusing to play the music of George Pell after the former archbishop of Melbourne was jailed for child sexual abuse. “In light of his conviction we can’t in good faith play any of… Read More ›
Herald-Sun word processor operator Andrew Bolt has been charged with “Contempt Of Readership” over articles questioning the conviction of George Pell. “The judicial system of Victoria takes the disrespect of the court of public opinion very seriously,” said Victorian Attorney… Read More ›
Niche news channel Sky News has sent out a rally cry for all of it’s viewers to get behind convicted pedophile George Pell. The network was hopeful of reaching all of it’s viewers, all 12 of them. “It’s times like… Read More ›
Days after his detention in Sydney for failing to clear customs, Santa Claus has been transferred to Christmas Island as the government processes his visa application and decides what to do with the iconic figure. The previously decommissioned site has… Read More ›
Cardinal George Pell has come out [sic] in defence of Australian Rugby Union star Israel Folau, agreeing with his views on the damnation of gay people. Last week Folau responded to a comment on an Instagram post, where one of… Read More ›
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