One Nation Senator Pauline Hanson has spared no expense in hiring constitutional law expert Dennis Denuto, as seen in the movie the Castle to take the Queensland Government to court over their decisions to close the borders. “How dare the… Read More ›
Gladys Berejiklian
Failed State Transport Minister Hopes To Become Failed Federal Transport Minister
Failed NSW Transport Minister Andrew Constance has thrown his hat in to the ring to run for the soon to be vacated seat of Eden-Monaro at the upcoming by-election. ”I feel I am the best person for the job. I… Read More ›
Dutton Finds Million Dollar Property Down The Back Of The Couch
Minister for the dark arts Peter Dutton has spoken of his surprise after finding a million dollar Townsville property down the back of the couch. Promising that he will list the property on the parliamentary register next time that… Read More ›
NSW Residents Ordered To Install Pokies In Their Homes Before Receiving Guests
Following the announcement earlier this week that residents in New South Wales will be allowed to have two guests in their homes from Friday. The Government has sought to clarify, that in order for that to occur they will need… Read More ›
Gladys Relaxes Visitor Limits After Her Lawn Gets A Little Long
NSW State Premier, Gladys Berejiklian has moved to relax the visitor limits after the front and back lawns of her North Shore home have become overgrown and unkempt. “I’m sure all of NSW are suffering from an overgrown yard. These… Read More ›
Cleaning Staff From Engadine Maccas Employed To Sanitize The Ruby Princess
Prime Minister Scott Morrison has called in the big guns to help sanitize the embattled Ruby Princess cruise ship by hiring the cleaning staff from Engadine Maccas. ”Before we send the Ruby Princess on it’s way (or better yet get… Read More ›